May 2013
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
yongmuney:
stop drop and roll away from all your problems
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
yiaichenn:
221b-mine-please:
pirenstoletheimpala:
mycroft-queenofcake:
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
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crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
sluttyoliveoil:
thigh gap? more like sigh nap am i right
hungarian:
*touches textbook*
*absorbs knowledge*
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
sluttyoliveoil:
poopflow:
poopflow:
arrest
you’re
you’re under arrest
for this joke
soclair:
im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
evhlve:
If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
mothersgay:
hotanimegirl:
gif:
why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
fuck you
no need to be a calcuhater